Ralph Waldo Emerson

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. 

Umberto Eco

I felt like poisoning a monk.

George Bernard Shaw

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

Elvis Presley

When things go wrong, don’t go with them.

Casey Stengel

There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.

Carl Sandburg

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.